Ryan Porter Dear Cupid You're Fired Valentines 9 Ounce Candle

Ryan Porter Dear Cupid You're Fired Valentines 9 Ounce Candle

Regular price $29.00 Save $-29.00

Ryan Porter Dear Cupid You're Fired Valentines 9 Ounce Candle

Regular price $29.00 Save $-29.00
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Dear Mr Cupid: it’s not me, it’s all you. Babe, you’re cute and all, but Guru of “happy ever after” you are not. More like Master of mediocre flings and time wasted away from my couch. Next time, shoot that arrow elsewhere, k? Bye! xo

100% natural soy wax. Blended with essential oils and hand poured in the USA. Our candles are cruelty free, and contain no gross goop. No carcinogens, no parabens, no phthalates, ever! A portion of all our sales help empower underprivileged women by supporting the amazing non-profit Friendship Bridge. 

SMELLS LIKE

Coconut Milk, Tonka, Benzoin, Sandalwood, Cedar Wood, Amyris

PERFECT FOR

Taking Control

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