{"product_id":"fun-club-retirees-gift-pen-set","title":"Fun Club Retirees Gift Pen Set","description":"\u003cspan style=\"FONT-SIZE: 14px; FONT-FAMILY: graphik, helvetica, sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: pre-wrap; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FLOAT: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 200; COLOR: rgb(51,51,51); FONT-STYLE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; DISPLAY: inline !important; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial\"\u003eFeaturing phrases that only the retired will truly understand: DAYS OF THE WEEK DON'T MATTER NOT MY CIRCUS, NOT MY CO-WORKERS THE BEST YEARS START NOW FREEDOM LOOKS GOOD ON YOU FINALLY HAPPY ON A MONDAY Packaged on a bold, retail-ready illustrated card that fits any checkout display, pegboard, or gift section. This is the gift that sells at retirement parties, last-day-of-work celebrations, and as a gag gift from colleagues who are slightly jealous.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Fun Club","offers":[{"title":"One Size \/ RETIREES","offer_id":51054072266971,"sku":"407066","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0412\/6605\/3280\/files\/Retirees.png?v=1793980989","url":"https:\/\/thebragenie.com\/products\/fun-club-retirees-gift-pen-set","provider":"The Bra Genie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}